After escaping from Panda prison in China for having too many babies, Panda crossed the Bering Straits, making her way down the California coast to Tinsel-town, where she made three 3-D movies with Jim Carrey; a career in movies seeming much too dull and unrewarding, Panda again escaped to San Diego to a peaceful, carefree life of eating bamboo sprouts. Most entertaining is looking at hundreds of thousands of funny people with cellphones taking photos of themselves. Don’t they know who they are? Or do they forget what they look like?
Florida’s Big Dig 